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Your Future Life
This is your opportunity to specify the exact form in which you wish to be reincarnated. You can become anyone or anything. Then pay us and we guarantee your reincarnation in that form. We deliver a striking Certificate of Guarantee. Prest-o, change-o, a new you. Or double your money back.
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Send a Scum Some Doom
There's noting quite so eternally satisfying as guaranteeing some rat a future of torment. And there is an unlimited supply of dreadful things to curse your less-than-favorites with. Some are generic, some personal. All well-deserved. Let your imagination soar.
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A Friend's Future
Here's a gift for the friend who has everything. One size fits all. Good on any occasion. Sophisticated, yet elemental. Just the right color. And just imagine the romantic glow that will envelope you as you present the Certificate of Guarantee!
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Autographed Photos
The Re-do Guru is a handsome devil. And with an inspiring gaze. Order your full-color print of his Stupendousness today. This beautiful 8" x 10" glossy photograph has been personally signed by your favorite guru. Plus, this picture and signature promise to become rare and unique memorabilia in the not-too-distant-future.
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T-Shirts
We offer shirts with three different messages, one to suit everyone. The one to the left is the Re-do Guru's favorite. But there are more subtle things you can say. Better still, these t-shirts are 100% cotton.
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Mugs
We have two eloquent "Diplomat" mugs from which to choose. They are hefty, 12 ounce, ceramic mugs that are completely dishwasher-proof. The reverse has our URL (www.EncoreAgain.com) so that the curious will know where to order more mugs.
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Caps
These caps are 100% cotton, come with a pre-curved bill and a triple-stitched sweatband. There's an adjustable strap closure with a brass snap-buckle. All messaging is embroidered. This one is our golf cap. But we have other, more assertive messages. Click the "More Info" button.
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"After" Messages
This service is designed to deliver a thoughtful message to a loved one during the days immediately after your reincarnation. We provide this service because we know, from deep experience, that those left behind worry.
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Funds Forwarding
You can't take it with you. But you can come back for it later. We will hold your funds (any amount is acceptable) in relatively safe and liquid investments of our choosing. (Keep your fingers crossed.)
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The tremendous interest that "Send a Scum Some Doom" has generated prompted many of our customers to request anonymous giving. This is, of course, brilliant.
But anonymous email goes by another name: spam. And we're against it. So, if you'd like to send someone a future without identifying yourself, you'll have to mail (or ask us to mail) printed versions of our Certificate of Guarantee to your "target." The "More Info" button next to each Store item will take you to a full explanation.
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All EncoreAgain Illustrations are
by the gifted Stuart Goldenberg.
EncoreAgain programming
(eCommerce, document creation,
and other back office stuff) was
created by Mike Watson.
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