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The Inevitable

Having thoroughly vanquished death, The Guru contemplates other inevitabilities. The best and worst of the unavoidable. Inevitabilities that have plagued us since we the beginning. Taxes for example. The battle of the sexes. Obviously, we're all rooting for him to make some progress here. To read about the inevitable, click The Inevitable.


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Lawyers write this stuff and so, perhaps we should all pause and consider those who pursue this profession.

Lawyer

Good Lawyers - There must be something nice to say.

Bad Lawyers - There isn't enough space here, so why bother to even start?



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