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	Reincarnations & T-Shirts Here at the world's only Reincarnation Marketplace we provide guaranteed rebirths, t-shirts coffee mugs and a few curious services. These t-shirts come in a variety of sizes and colors, with three different messages to boot. Mugs are cool.

We offer all manner of messaging services. We'll send emails to the recipients of your choice when the "time" comes.

And, for the truly prepared, we offer delayed financial transactions. Send a few dollars ahead (to be picked up by your reincarnated self at the appropriate time). We will hold your funds (any amount is acceptable) in relatively safe and liquid investments of our choosing. Keep your fingers crossed. Losses are sad, but a real possibility. Brace yourself.