|Here's a gift that will bring tears to your loved one's eyes.
Here's a gift for the friend who has everything. One size fits all. Good on any occasion. Sophisticated, yet elemental. Just the right color. And just imagine the romantic glow that will envelope you as you present the Certificate of Guarantee!
As you can see below, our Certificate is a knock out. If you'd like an even more impressive view, click Sample Certificate.
We provide both electronic and printed Certificates of Guarantee.
Emailing a Certificate to Your Friend or Relative
It would be nice to ask EncoreAgain to email a Certificate of Guarantee to your gift recipient on your behalf. However, we know you sometimes send things that are unexpectedly unwanted. And this could be such an instance. If so, eventually a few people would complain and we'd quickly become known as the purveyors of unwanted email and blacklisted as spammers. This will never do.
So, we handle electronic gifts by providing you with an Acrobat file you download and forward to your loved one. The entire process takes only minutes and works like a charm.
So you know, the Adobe Acrobat gift you are about to send is a 60-Day Free Trial. The temporary status of this trial is not mentioned on the Certificate of Guarantee. If it's effective expiration is of concern to you, you should purchase a $2.95 upgrade when you are emailed instructions to do so. If you don't upgrade your gift, its efficacy will expire after 60 days. Unless, of course, your loved one croaks before said expiration. There, you've been informed. For more information on this trial, click How It Works
Anonymity - Your Options
There is nothing quite as gracious and subtle as an anonymous gift. But if EncoreAgain sends a pdf by email on your (unidentified) behalf some folks will register spam complaints, too. This won't do.
Therefore, those of you who would like to send a gift of doom anonymously will have to a) print and mail the Acrobat file yourself, b) burn the file to a CD and mail that, or, c) pay extra and have us ship our super-duper, high-quality printed Certificate of Guarantee.
This last option is accomplished easily: just distinguish between the "bill to" and "ship to" addresses as you check out of your shopping cart. (Remember that everything in that order will be shipped to that address, including any t-shirts or mugs you've been clever enough to buy.) Also, if we ship the Certificate for you it will not include the note card described below.
For many people the receipt of a very official Certificate of Guarantee promising to turn them into a movie star in the next life is an eloguent statement. But you may want to comment on it. Since our Certificates do not identify the purchaser, you'll need a note card. So, if you buy a printed Certificate, we provide a note card, with one of those charming little envelopes that imply intimacy. Order your printed Certificate in The Store.
Recipient Information (The Friend)
|Ironclad & Rock Solid
We like to think of ourselves as craftsmen. Skilled workers in the field of reincarnation. Like all true-blue craftsmen, we stand behind our work.
Double! - We're so confident you'll be thrilled with your new life that we guarantee it. With a double-your-money-back offer if, following your death, you are not completely satisfied with your rebirth.
Gifts - Unfortunately, we cannot extend this offer to the loved ones you've graced with a future life. Just as you never seem to get the right thing for a birthday gift, you may mess this up, too. And, obviously, the scum you decide to doom can't legitimately complain to us, either. His grim fate is not our fault.
Double your money back guarantees operate only when someone has purchased a new life for himself.