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Some disasters are predictable. Others are not. Be prepared for both kinds. Get your next self a next self.
Daisy Chain Purchases
Each EncoreAgain Customer Reincarnation is officially logged with the International Reincarnation Registry. This renowned, non-profit group records the reincarnation form of each customer and assigns a unique registration number to it. This registration number is affixed to the Certificate of Guarantee for each reincarnation.
In some cases (see below) you may wish to arrange for the reincarnation or your reincarnated self. That is, when the reincarnated form you purchase finally dies, you may want to insure a specific follow-up reincarnation. To do so, simply use the Reincarnation Registration Number of your first rebirth as the identification of the existence that will thereafter be reincarnated. You can string these together endlessly, if you wish.
Unexpected Termination
Think of a renewal as insurance: If you arrange for a really, really neat existence for yourself and - unexpectedly - that reincarnated form has rotten luck and dies young, you want to be prepared. Get your next self a next self.
Short-Lived Rebirths
Of course, some folks pick short-lived, even inanimate forms for reincarnations. The Re-do Guru has blogged on the subject and you can consider his advice by clicking Inanimate Forms. If you opt for this creative avenue for either friend or foe, consider a renewal as a way of enhancing the impact.
Double Doom for the Really Scummy
Assume for the moment you purchase an ex-spouse his or her very own reincarnation as a slug. (He or she may have been just that, metaphorically, and will now discover the joys of the literal condition.) That reincarnation form will be assigned an official International Reincarnation Registration Number. Next, you buy a second reincarnation, turning that number into itself. So, for this second reincarnation, AW34567HJY12 becomes the "Name on Certificate" and "Reincarnation Identity" as well. In this way, for $2.95 you will guarantee that he or she will be eternally reincarnated as a slug, over and over. Pretty terrific, huh?
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Neophytes to the reincarnation process should review our How It Works section.
Step by Step - In easy to understand terms, we review the requirements for pondering, selecting and securing a rich and rewarding future life.
Gifts - Giving a new existence is different from shopping for yourself. We offer some cautions.
Scum - If you know someone whose ethical DNA is directly descended from the stuff growing on the surfaces of ponds, we have a plan for you.
Start now. All you have to do is click How It Works.
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